Stuffs I learned from Yuna

Yuna is Auster’s 3-year old niece. When I have conversations with her, she seems like an adult trapped in a little girl’s body. One time, Auster and I were not paying attention to her and she suddenly became all-pouty and had her hands folded in front of her while saying, “I’m gonna go find myself.” She’s the funniest!

These are some of the things I learned from her:

1. Ketchup is made from apples, cherries, and tomatoes.
2. A banana is like a canoe, and it should not be eaten.
3. If it’s sour, it’s a camansi (calamansi: Citrofortunella microcarpa).
4. Auntie Rosalyn is not a people, she’s a dragon. hehe
5. Auster is suidicidal [sic]. While pointing to my picture she said “beautiful girl.” When she turned to Auster’s, she said, “suidicidal.”
6. A “3″ is a “W” when you look at it sideways.
7. If you can’t find something, dig it up in your head.
8. Uncle Auster has only one beautiful girl, while her daddy has two.
9. “Truck” is spelled as T-A-C-O-M-A as well as “car” is spelled as “C-R-V”
10. Every book starts (or should start) with “Once upon a time…” and ends with “… they lived happily ever after.”